Do you ever talk to your pets in a weird way? I get carried away a lot and as i’m kissing my cat i say stuff like “I want to pull your little legs off oh my GOODNESS i want to kiss your poop i love you so much i want to eat your head” 



All I want is too eat the pussy then watch movies wit my hand on ya butt. 

I miss those kind of nights :/

(via mllecyborg)